My name is Adam and I'm a guardian angel.
When Adam finds himself confronted by the burly, balding white-robed man calling himself Peter, it finally dawns on him: he's dead.
Of course he is.
He's dead, and this is Heaven. Peter. The Pearly Gates. The whole shebang.
He doesn't get much time to dwell on this, though, because no sooner is he through the gates, than he is set on by his soon-to-be trainer.
Adam is going to be a guardian angel, and his first assignment is no cakewalk, either. It's a three-year-old girl.
What could go wrong?
For your reference, the ISBN for the epub edition of Memoirs of a Guardian Angel is 9780620788885. The Smashwords Edition has its own ISBN: 9780620793506, and the ASIN of the Kindle Edition is B079Z9BG9B.
The paperback edition, published at Lulu, has an ISBN of 9780620797092.